Is there a brick-and-mortar store where I can buy your zine?
No.
I’m a national magazine distributor, can I contact you about getting your zine into national chains and bookstores?
No.
Can I get an electronic copy of your zine?
No.
Are you owned by some large corporate media conglomerate?
No.
Are you using A.I. for any of your content?
No.
Can I advertise my product or service in your zine?
No.